3926 Lewis Street Apt #1

It's not gay if it's a practical joke.

Christopher Robert

There is no good way to read

Mattie Giles

I would play the trash can drums meow

Vincent Furtado

You only have one ball, so you technically don't have to DO anything.

Maintenance

"I fixed your oven and then broke your VCR. You're welcome and sorry.

Love,
Samir

A kid in my philosophy class

"My body earns me my paycheck".

He takes the Bible out of context all the time so it's only fair that I take him out of context.