Soda Gorillas

So there I was right..... sitting in my room with Tomas the Honduran and Frank the Maintenance Man...... and Frank decides to leave my room for the first time in days.
Suspecting nothing, Frank is surprise attacked from behind by the infamous Soda Gorilla, the only known predator of Tomas the Honduran. Luckily Frank was able to subdue the infamous Soda Gorilla by drinking it to death and in so doing he saved the fragile yet beautiful life of Tomas Ayuso, one of my favorite Hondurans.........THE END