Dr. Babablou

If you ever do declare to need a thing then please do not be afraid to request my presence by strolling on over to my premises, but for the next short while my time will be better spent reading my new book that I WROTE called "Look Behind You, It's You", which is based largely on my life experiences and is primarily concerned with relaying them to the lay reader..........

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET MONEY NICK

An actual conversation between Nicholas J. Keith and his once and future father.

- How are you going to get money Nick if you don't have a job?
- I don't know Dad, how am I going to earn money?
- You're gonna have to get a job Nick.
- Oh, well I guess you figured it out then didn't you Dad?
- Yeah I guess so Nick!

- SOMEBODY SPIKED THE VODKA!

METHEMATICS

Methematics..........
If the Mathematics of Methamphetamines is wrong, then I am so wrong.........

I dont' use it i just make it.......

Meth Lab: second floor of the library..... the perfect cover......

A Game Winning Speach

I may or may not have given this speech to my J.V. Soccer team yesterday against Meadville to pump them up before the game:

"As you all know, It's Honduran Independence Day. So today we play for Honduras. Hondurans are fast. Hondurans are quick. Hondurans are agile. Hondurans are aggressive. Hondurans are physical. And most of all, Hondurans come to the ball strong and knock people off the ball. NOW LET'S GO WIN THIS FOR HONDURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!"

The end of the game was just as exciting when we destroyed the other team 7-1 and then my team chased me down, got in a tight dome of a huddle around me while chanting Honduras and while I screamed out "este es por ti, Fernando, este es por ti, Tomas, este es por ti, Ricardo, este es por ti, Cesar este es por ti, Luis, este es por ti, HONDURAAAAAAS" and then a lot of other spanish words that I just don't care to repeat. Overall a pretty satisfying end to the game.

Whatever McDowell......

J.V. Soccer
North East 2
McDowell 1

Yeah that's right..... my North East High School Junior Varsity Soccer team beat a school where it's graduating classes are the size of North East's entire school. And they did it with style.

Nothing quite like a 4-3-3 to a 4-4-2 to a double sweeper.

Record (3-0)

It's mathematics people........

Math is the only pure and exact science. You're on the right track, or at least you're on a track that is right. And it might not be intuitive, but the negation of an implication is a contrapositive and that's the importanc of declaring the universe, because it dictates all the true statements. At least I'd like to think that it does.
I think i've made my point..........