HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET MONEY NICK

An actual conversation between Nicholas J. Keith and his once and future father.

- How are you going to get money Nick if you don't have a job?
- I don't know Dad, how am I going to earn money?
- You're gonna have to get a job Nick.
- Oh, well I guess you figured it out then didn't you Dad?
- Yeah I guess so Nick!

- SOMEBODY SPIKED THE VODKA!