When the phone's not ringing.....

Relationships, oddly enough, have the incredible tendency to end suddenly and very poorly, which forces me to ponder their worth. But that's neither here nor there.

There are two "break ups" in particular that I would deem to be the two best "break ups" in this century. Each of them ended with what I consider to be hilarious quotes.

The first relationship ended with the phrase, "When the phone's not ringing, that's me not calling." OUCH.... Well played Frank the Maintenance Man.

The second relationship ended with the slightly less intentional phrase, "No thanks". And yes, credit for that one goes to our very own Seamus O'Callahan.