Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Dear Oprah

i can't take credit for this next entry except in the respect that i was in the room when this idea was conceived by our very own Jared Evans......

Dear Oprah,

My friends and I go to Mercyhurst College in Erie, PA. Now, I may be being a bit bold, but I'd like to think that we are among the most original people in the college, if not the most, period. We've had a wonderful idea, one that would produce many more wonderful ideas, given the chance to prosper. What is our idea, you ask?

In short, we have determined that if put in an inspirational setting, we could come up with so many original and thought-provoking concepts that it would boggle the mind. It would be a sort of think-tank, from which any amount of interesting matter would spring. We tell you this, because you have the resources to make our dream come true. Any ideas we would come up with, would, of course, be presented to you, to be used at your discretion. All we ask is to live a philosophical and stress-free (or as near as possible) lifestyle. Thank you,

- Jared Evans, and friends from Mercyhurst

P.S. You could, of course, use our original ideas on your show, in your magazine, in business, anywhere you would like. I assure you, we are VERY unique.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Oprah ever emailed us back??

2:04 PM  
Blogger Adam Longwill said...

Dear Original Thinkers:

Are any of you black?

Sincerely, Oprah

3:10 AM  

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