"Office Hours"

Anyways..... i have decided to implement a practice in my dorm room called "Office Hours"..... this may be difficult to comprehend at first, but I assure you it is brilliant. The concept concerns establishing order in this usually unruly dorm experience...... what's going to happen is this: our door will henceforth be locked and no one will be admitted except by appointment. The goal is threefold: to gain a form of privacy for the dorm room, make the overall use of the room more efficient, and also to give me an excuse to dress up, carry a briefcase, and be condescending..... this practice may not take effect until after spring break......