Red Hair

You know.... sometimes little old ladies are intrigued by my red hair and feel the need to touch it to an excess...... and sometimes as they are just about wrist deep in these beautiful locks, I consider telling these little old ladies that i haven't showered in about three days; and then i reconsider and say...... "you know..... last night i rubbed some weird fruit which is a combination of kiwi and cucumber all through my hair because of peer pressure"
Because that's just as true......