The "Internet"?

Regretfully it has come to my attention that too much of my life has been wasted on what is known to many as "cyber space" or what I like to call the "internet". The point being, I believe that by alleviating myself of the burden of the "cyber leash" of "America Online Instant Messenger", I will be able to increase the efficiency of my life as well as be able to lessen the obvious immaturity and uselessness that occurs "online". Now, I'm not asking everyone else to follow suit... I'm telling you to. In conclusion, do not expect me to be "logged in" or partaking in the actions associated with the "internet" for an extended period of time. I have a semi-perfectly working phone and answering machine if you wish to converse. My number is (814)-824-2807. Feel free to call into the wee hours of the night. Thank you for your time. Good day to you


Feel free to comment on the recent happenings in my away message, but i will not reply to any of them. Expressing how you feel is still encouraged but please do so in letter form. Please mail to:

Seamus O' Callahan c/o F. Gehres
501 E. 38 St. B1061
Erie, Pa 16546

If you have any further questions or concerns you may contact my attorney, Franklin Wayne Gehres. And again, thank you for your time.