I just thought you should know that one of the kids I coach smashed two peanut butter and fluff sandwiches onto the headlights of a relatively new impala on the way into McDonald's during our return journey from a Fort LeBeouf soccer game. This is fine except for this Impala was and probably still is proudly owned by a very large and very frightening individual of about 240 pounds who decided that it was far more effective to communicate with me if his massive scraggly beard nearly touched my peach fuzz covered face and in so doing forced us to breath much of the same air. And, while this man was, as I said, very frightening, I was not scared in the least because I knew that I could have taken him and his whole family in a fair fist fight....... If I had a gun..........
