My Roommate......

My roommate, Christopher Robert Kelly, proved himself a man today when he came back from a five point deficit (5-10) in Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey to tie it all up with two seconds left in regulation.... He proceeded with momentum into the overtime period and dashed the hopes of the opposing team, the Buffalo Sabres, by sliding a goal past the goalie with sixteen seconds left in overtime to finish it off in sudden death. The team carried him on their shoulders around the rink and eventually off to the locker room to celebrate by destroying innumerable brain cells and losing all clarity of thought and consummately losing consciousness by way of liquid beverages....